1. Get born in the 80's.
2. Go to highschool.
3. Listen to the radio and whatever your older brother says is cool*.
4. Fast forward to 2009 (the future).
5. Listen to this.
6. Tell yourself you didn't waste your youth. Tell yourself, hey, I'm not even really an adult yet. Think about rent payments, about jobs, about the past.
You'll get stuck on the past.
*This song is not cool.