5/14/09

I might try to submit this one to McSweeney's



Things people like to yell at me when I am riding my bike and they are drunk:

1. Lady in red!!

2. Don't shoot, I'm unarmed (let's assume all of these end in exclamation points)

3. Being environmentally friendly heeeey?

4. Schmoopie Doopie (got that one last night)

and a drumroll please, 5. Hey baby

2 comments:

kay zee said...

I got a "run girl!" on the Lawrence Subway platform by some skid-douche on the escalator.

He was notably disappointed when he saw I was running to catch up with my bf.

lowercasecarmen said...

haa. what do they think, that you're gonna turn around and be like let's do it!